<<pardon the grammer I am using the itouch autocorrect>>
We decided to rent scooters and head out of pattaya. The first rental place didn't want to rent to Scott because he didn't know how to turn te bike on. the Thai guy, who was renting the bike to us, went ballistic on Scott for not being able to ride the bike...
We go to another rental place... Get the bikes..
Scott is riding the bike standing, then gets on the sidewalk for a surprise sideways fuk up ur bike move.
Anyhow intact, We adveture out to a remote beach around 1.5 hours east of Pattaya. The beach was randomly located on a military base. We got checkpointed twice on the way through the base and only then realized thAt it was a millitary training camp. We were required to leave ID with the soldiers up front. After driving trough the camp for a about 20 minutes we had arrived at yet another checkpoint, this one leading us to a mountain road towards the beach area. After dropping 60 Baht they lifted the gate and off we drove on the a narrow, sharp turn road with nothing but cliffside jungles to the right.
We arrived at the most beautiful beach in the middle of two mountains on each side. The water is clean in the area, The area has no tourists. It was about 5pm.
Just as the sun was going down and we had declared this a great adveture at pattaya....
Scott: yo I can't find my key
Eug: u left it on the chair man
Scott: yo send your phone this way so I can use it as a flash light?
<<2 hours later>>
Eug: dude fix your brain!
Scott: fuk we're stuck here..
Tune in next post for more adentures